Ok, NOW we're getting dodgy.
Chilli
- beef mince
- kidney beans
- canned tomatoes
- onion
- garlic
- chilli
- tumeric
- random other spices I may have added
Yeah, I'm not gonna spell this bit out. Make the damn chilli - there's a thousand recipes online.
Capsicum
Carefully cut the top out of the capsicum and lift it off, taking the core and seeds with it. Realise that you'll need a wider brim, and so cut the capsicum down to about half size.
The finish
Stuff the capsicum with the chilli. Stuff it down real good. Oh yeah.
Add some tomato wedges. Tomato goes with everything.
The analysis
Fanciful plan, but not all that practical. The main problem was the ratio of capsicum to chilli. There's just WAY too much capsicum.